Literature
Pedestal: Lulz Oneshot
"Hey, baby, like what you see?" Nick asked around a mouthful of the bottom hem of his shirt. I turned and spat out the milk and cereal that had just made the supreme mistake of going into my mouth. Ike wasn't happy to receive that in his face, either.
As Konstantin hurriedly intervened to prevent Ike from strangling me with my entrails, I wiped my chin as best I could and tried to pull coherent thoughts together once more. What do you say when your best friend sidles up to you at breakfast and lifts up his shirt, strikes a pose, and says something like that?
It didn't help my morale or view of the entire situation when he cracked up and had